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Smart Plastics contain many positive benefits to the community. But there are privacy concerns.
Assassination Attempt Fails
By City Staff
An Eastern European leader survived an assassination attempt
last month, it was revealed yesterday. The leader was unharmed, but the assassin
escaped arrest. A continent-wide dragnet failed to apprehend the suspect,
who was masked, but is believed to be a man due to his stature and dress.
Assassination
attempts have been on the rise, statisticians report. 25% greater than last
year, they threaten public officials at all levels. A city financial supervisor
was wounded in the buttocks last month in the city, in another failed targeting.
That culprit also vanished.
Rumors that the terrorist Morpheus is behind some
of the assassination attempts are
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untrue. Morpheus
was killed in Southern Asia late last year. Authorities say there may be a "copycat" hoping
to divert scrutiny to the more famous, but deceased, outlaw.
A website,
Assassination Nation, catalogs assassination attempts.
"Somebody out there fancies themselves 'the garbageman,' " the site
states. "And he's going to 'take out the trash' to 'places of disposal,'
no matter what it takes."
Such "trash talk" is
unusual in espionage and even terrorist circles, experts say, which may
indicate the messages may be a hoax, or the assassin an independent actor
without any state or organizational affiliation.
By
City Staff
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Baked Into Packaging Lets It Sort Itself For Recycling
By
CITY STAFF
Wright Research Corporation, the city's largest
employer, has announced a new licensable technology to bake information into
plastic packaging and other products. Scanners will distinguish between ten
different plastic materials, allowing automatic sorting for recycling. Other
information can be imbedded, too.
"We see this as a major revenue stream, as municipalities
across the developed world adopt aggressive recycling programs to deal with
the growing landfill problem," a company spokesman said.
Privacy advocates
raised concerns about intrusive, unauthorized data collection. "They're
talking about imbedding prescription information in pharmaceutical containers.
Somebody with a device no bigger than a PDA could scan your garbage and know
you're being treated for depression, or cancer," a spokesman
for HandsOffMyInfo (HOMI) stated.
Those concerns aside, the process promises
to revolutionize trash disposal. "We
can sort by color, by shape, by chemical makeup and date. We can know how
long people take to throw things away. We can learn a great deal about people's
behavior and attitudes by tracking this material flowing through their lives," the
spokesman said.
"Baked In" information persists for almost as
long as the material itself. "It needn't be purely commercial
information, either," the
spokesman said. "News of the day, poetry,
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This Is More Interesting Than It Sounds
A standard reportorial activity is to do a "ride-along" in
a police cruiser. Interesting things happen. Personalities emerge. It's
a sure-fire story that always works.
What I did this week was a ride-along of a different sort. I rode with LeVar.
He's a garbageman. Excuse me, sanitary engineer. That always sounds like a guy
who designs new shapes for feminine care products, or is it just me?
LeVar loves his job. "The money's great, it keeps my upper-body muscles
conditioned, which the ladies love. And I'm done by noon. Afternoons are free
for whatever I want."
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Of course, his day starts at four AM, but he says he likes the city at night. "This city never sleeps," he says. "I
love the moonlight, which often seems slightly green to me. I call
it the green world. And there are more people about than you might
expect. Some very curvaceous babes, let
me tell you."
Strange people, too. "This freaked me
out. I was forking up a dumpster, which
I do a hundred times a day. Once it's up, I see
this guy in a trench coat, just standing
there behind it. Staring at me. And he's
wearing a mask right outta that movie, Eyes
Wide Shut. We just looked at each other while the dumpster emptied,
then I put it down".
But the mystery doesn't stop there. "I've
seen him five, six times since.
Never moves, always lurking around dumpsters or trash cans. I've shouted at him
a couple of times, you know, 'who are you?,' but he just stands there or walks
away."
Garbage enthusiast? Stalker? I checked with my contacts down at the city law
enforcement agency, and they've gotten reports of old Corelware-face, too, but
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eccentrics, it seems we have a new star. Offer: masked man, contact me at The Sentinel and
I'll buy you dinner and an evening of drinks
down at Wally's bar. I want to hear your
story. But LeVar doesn't let it get to him. "All
part of the job."
He's so
easygoing, I hesitate to ask the obligatory question. But I do: has he ever found
a body? "Just once, but it's a strange story. Down the street,
I saw some people fighting. You know how big Martial Arts are in this city. They
were kicking and
flipping like squirrels on coke. One went down, and the others walked away. There's
a dumpster right nearby, so I go in the truck and fork it up.
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