Despite numerous tips to this
paper and other news outlets, the widely-sought terrorist
Morpheus is not in the city, officials said
today.
"People are
probably fooled by lookalikes, since that style of
clothing seems to be catching on," one law-enforcement
official said. Morpheus's
signature look, textured black leather coats and fine
silk shirts and ties, is increasingly
popular. Morpheus is believed
to be in Europe or Southeast Asia at present, he
added. Famed for daring and
destructive attacks on government facilities on three
continents, the shadowy figure has been on most-wanted
lists for years. "He may be
downgraded soon on those lists," the official
said. Morpheus has not been
suspected of new terror incidents for some time. |
"He may be in retirement. That's the
thinking, anyway." Some
theories hold that Morpheus is a "nom de guerre" assumed
by more than one person over the years, some of whom may
been killed. Successors with
a similar appearance took up the mantle, to build a
legend, goes the theory. "We
feel the myth-making is overblown," said the spokesman,
who declined to be identified for this
article. "The fact is,
Morpheus is a has-been. He's
done." |
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Andres
Bonifacieao |
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You heard it here first: how
many times are you going to hear the line "floods of red
ink rivaling the recent storms" in stories and
editorials in the next weeks? Prediction: too
many.
The City's coming back to life but Wally,
my bartender friend, says some people still have a
little water on the brain. There's a new fad in town.
The talk is of some higher reality than "this
illusion we're all living in."
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City managers are still
mopping up from recent record-drowning
rainfall.
By CITY
STAFF
Water damage is
expected to run into the millions, adding further pressure to
this year's already tense budget
debate. "It was the last thing we
needed," the mayor's spokeswoman said. "Although, we must
admit, the city is as clean as it's ever
been." Weather bureau officials say
the worst is over. "We're getting some occasional clearing,
which is a relief from the gray, gray, that's usual for this
time of year. Some say last week's
sunset was the most spectacular the city has ever
seen. Repairs to the city's
storm-drain system are ongoing. Riverfront buildings sustained
the worst damage, but, miraculously, the city archives escaped
harm. Officials are scratching
their heads, since the building was below flood level, and
others around it were damaged. But
a visit by a Sentinel reporter revealed a dry, even dusty
archive. The Governor has proposed
offering low-interest loans to businesses damaged by the rains
and flooding. "You might say this
is what the state's 'rainy day fund' was meant for," he
said. Most citizens seem unshaken
by the surprise weather. "Frankly, I don't much recall any of
the storm," one man in a local coffee shop said, a sentiment
echoed by others. "Dark, noisy,
some guys losing their tempers and having some kind of fight -
or was that a dream I had?" A chic
young woman in mirrored sunglasses chimed in. "Maybe you
remember standing around with a lot of others who looked just
like you?" With that enigmatic
comment, she took her latte and
left. "Hey - yeah I don't really
remember," replied the man. He seemed a little confused. Or
maybe he was just distracted by her skintight latex
slacks. County water treatment
authorities say that tap water remains potable, despite some
overflow problems. Fears of giardia or e. coli contamination
have been put to rest by multiple
tests. Some phone and high-speed
internet connections have been affected by the water. Repair
crews are deployed across the city.
Do you feel
something's strange about this world, like me? Let's meet at
the Cobra lounge and talk about it after five, weekdays.
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